REBLOGGED THIS ONE BEFORE BUT I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE
This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.
It worries me that one of their first thoughts was to snapchat it.
Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published
okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera
date a boy who’s an angel. not like when people use angel as a synonym for sweet but a literal angel with six wings and thirty eyes and three heads of different animals. date a boy who uses a flaming sword and has a murderous vengeance that burns even hotter.
This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’
compliment a girl on something other than her looks
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
Jesse L. Martin shows off a picture of his TV children while giving a tour of the set. [Source]